Tuesday, July 28, 2009

WAKEY WAKEY, HANDS OFF SNAKEY!

Add this guy to the list of idiots that make me worry now that my daughter has her license. From the Hartford Courant:
Driver: Escaped Snakes Caused Multi-Car Crash

HARTFORD — - A 20-year-old driver told police his baby pet snakes are to blame for a multi-car crash he caused on Main Street Monday morning.

Angel Rolon, of New Britain, lost control of his SUV as he and a passenger scrambled to catch the two snakes, he told police. He said they escaped from his pants pockets and slithered down near the gas and brake pedals, police said.

Rolon is charged with reckless driving, failure to drive in proper lane, driving while being distracted and driving without a license.

At least three other cars were involved in the crash, reported to police at 10:20 a.m. Rolan's SUV sustained heavy front end damage and rolled over onto the driver's side.

Talk about a trouser snake! And no, I'm not referring to the actual reptiles.

I think this story calls for some Zappa:

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