Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.
Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest.
According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date" by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson. Officers said they followed Smith's car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up.
The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute there.
Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn't have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car.
A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.
Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest.
According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date" by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson. Officers said they followed Smith's car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up.
The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute there.
Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn't have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car.
Of course. Because that's what guys do when they're having "marital problems," they throw a case of snack foods in the trunk and go cruising for some female companionship. And if you really want to impress the girl, you tell her you're a sales rep for the snack food manufacturer. Just another way of saying "there's more where that came from, baby." Heh.
As for Ms. Smith, I won't pass judgment on her until I know whether any of these chips were Doritos. Let's face it, Doritos rock. Especially the cool ranch Doritos.
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