Denise loves the bulge in my pants
Yeah, it's called my waistline.
Select your model
I'll take a supermodel, please. Better make that two supermodels. It's always good to have a spare in case one breaks.
Perform in bed every night
Afraid I'm not much of a singer. Will a comedy act do?
Make her moan for hours
I take it she's heard my comedy act already.
The feeling is the reality
I thought the reality was the reality.
BUY a degree - The new way of earning a degree
Wow, earning a degree without actually earning it. That sounds legit.
She will beg you for action
She already does: "Please take out the trash." "Please mow the lawn." Yeah, keep begging. Heh.
Monster size, monster action
Sounds like the tag line for GODZILLA VS. RODAN.
Don't let stress bother you
If it didn't bother me, it wouldn't be stress. This is kind of like "Don't let pain hurt."
Lucky People Are Not Born - it is a skill that can be taught!
Enroll in Luck School today!
Don't you need your device to be ready for girls every time you want it?
Sure do! That's why I use the copper top batteries.
Restore power to your groins
Already done. Thanks, Duracell!
How to Give a Woman the Best Possible Orgasm During Sexx
Is there such a thing as the worst possible orgasm?
How to Cope With Gender Dyspphoria
I find that adding an extra "p" to dysphoria helps.
Unwanted Pounds could be easily burnt off!
I'll bet you didn't know that unwanted pounds were flammable. Yet another reason to lose weight.
Compelling force will try to tear your zipper every time you'll be with a girl.
Apparently, the latest trend is for girls to carry large magnets in their purses.
Energy to tear her ham wallet
Hey, if she can carry a magnet in her purse, I guess she can carry a ham in her wallet.
How To Get A Girl To Do Anything AAnd Everything In Bed
Like what? Dishes? Laundry? Cook a four-course meal?
Hannibal the Great's - Favorite sexual Positions and Libido Enhancers From Hitsory
Hannibal Lecter's libido enhancers? Do they include liver with fava beans and a nice chianti?
Where is the G Spot and How Do I As a Man Hit it and Give Her a Great Ograsm
I thought it was wrong to hit a woman. So, you're saying it's OK, as long as I hit her in this G spot thing?
it's Brian, waiting for your reply
Hi, Brian. It's John, not replying. Have fun waiting, dude.
What Women Wish Men Knew About sex -- Women Finally Break Their Silence And Reveal Shocking Facts
Women have been silent? When did this happen? (ducks to avoid being hit by flying objects thrown by silent, and not-so-silent, women)
Sullivan man still has Nixon's sandwich afteer 47 years
Wow, it's gotta be getting pretty stale by now. Is it a spam sandwich?
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