Monday, April 27, 2009

IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK ON DOCTORS, NOT COPS

From the virtual pages of the online version of the Albany Times Union:
Apple-eating man takes on police

AMSTERDAM - A 39-year-old man walking down the sidewalk eating an apple exploded in rage and attacked an officer Sunday morning when police say they stopped him to investigate a family fight.

City police were responding to a domestic incident just after 9 a.m. when they say they spotted Hector A. Davilla walking along East Main Street.

When an officer pulled alongside, Davilla of 1351 Route 5S, Davilla threw the apple to the ground and charged at the officer who was getting out of his patrol car, police said.

I'll bet you can guess what happened next. I'll give you a hint: it involved pepper spray (just to get his attention), batons (just to keep him focused), and handcuffs (to ensure proper retention of the material covered). Another of life's lessons taught to someone who was apparently in need of some individual tutoring. Dumbass shoulda just finished eating his apple.

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