ANOTHER TASTY TREAT FROM HORMEL

Looks like it's spam for lunch again today:

Unleash your tank cannon today
No, not the tank cannon! Anything but the tank cannon!

Make her love every second
Or maybe every third.

Creamy mounds of beautiful flesh
Where? A buffet for cannibals?

Never be the butt of jokes again
Just don't act like an idiot. That was easy, wasn't it?

Be rock hard and never stop
Never? Not even long enough to have an icy cold beverage and a few tasty snack crackers.

Transform from a grass snake to a python
Why, am I supposed to strangle her with it?

increase youur love stick
Stick? I thought it was a snake. I'm confused.

Re: finally I put on 2 inches
So? I put on 3. That kind of thing happens during the holidays. But with diet and exercise, I hope to have it gone before summer.

Does your manhood look shrivelled?
I can't tell. Those extra 3 inches I put on are blocking my view.

Don't you love it when they come
Not half as much as when they go.

Ride her like a mofo
Will I need spurs?

Now it's easy to make her come
Yeah, it's making her go that's the hard part.

Your 9 inch tool will drive her nuts
What kind of tool? Is it a chain saw? Trying to use a 9 inch chain saw would drive anyone nuts.

Chicks dig big dick guys
Hear that guys? If you want to be a chick magnet, just act like a big dick. From what I've seen, this technique does work. Especially in trailer parks.

Chicks will love your huge pecker
But I want them to love me for my mind!

Make your pecker your trump
Donald Trump? Will it have a really bad combover?