TALK ABOUT A PANTLOAD...

You just can't make this stuff up. Well, you could, but no one would believe it.

Police: Man Wore Diaper Full Of Heroin

NEW ORLEANS -- A man wore a diaper full of heroin until police searched him, officers said.

According to a statement from New Orleans U.S. Attorney Jim Letten, Frank Keys Jr. has been charged with possession with intent to distribute more than 100 grams of heroin, reported WDSU-TV in New Orleans.

According to court documents, St. John Parish deputies near Laplace, La., stopped a white Hyundai Sonata for a moving violation and searched it with a K-9 that gave a positive alert on the passenger side of the vehicle.

Officers said they patted down Keys and found he was wearing a diaper. When asked if there was anything in the diaper, officers said, Keys nodded his head.

"Why yes, officer, I have heroin in my diaper. And I think I just shit myself." Mr. Keys may want to leave out a few details when he's telling this story on the cell block. Just a thought.